lördag 29 augusti 2009

some things we have done!

Funny things that has happened so far in no particular order!

1. Owe has been thrown out of 2 nightclubs already and been found in a bush.

2. Jeal has been milf hunting

3. Adam got beaten up by a girl

4. Mario met Japans version of Shrek

5. Mario won big comp at Ceasers palace (very drunk at poker table is the way forward, buy his book, "Drinking at the table")

6. PotOfGold

7. Had an amazing buffet at bellagios, the chilean Seabass was great value! :)

8. We saw Hoover dammmmmmmmmmmm!

9. Been to TAO and LAX

10. Getting Tattooed (Owe and Mario)

11. Oxygen massage is the best way to cure a hangover especially when a beautiful girl is doing it.

tisdag 18 augusti 2009

The new real deal blog with no filth left out!

This blog is gonna be describing myself, Keith Lorraine(Jeal) Randolph Goldbergs (Rich) and Kenneth Cuntners(Adam) Adventures and great time in Vegas!

Day one: The crew had just landed after a sick long journey and was a bit rough, Rich treated himself to a vomit session, no val in great balance :) However the stewardess had a dip wiv Richs bag and the crew continued to the car rental place got in the beast that we rented and got to the house, the house we are staying at is sick! Will upload pics as soon as possible, forgot my usb wire for the camera.

Later that evening we decided to have a dip down the strip, We all met up with Ashley and Vanessa two friends of mine from Madrid time and the two lovely gorgeous ladies had us round their room for a drink and some brief catching up, however we all agreed, their 2 male friends theyy were with didnt appreciate the company of us thats for sure, bit of a shame but you cant worry about it. And as my lovely friedn Kira said, "Well ur awesome so it they obviously fealy threatened haha" Love that girl, giving me more of an ego boost to an ego that defo doesnt need it haha :)

We went separete ways and after soem dips at the fruit machines me and Adam got drunk, Rivers very very so out of nowehere and say what u want about the old man but he was hilarious smashed, just ask Sandra!
We randomly bump into a group of girls one of them soon to be a wifey! Tremendous value in these females hey turned out to be super cool and fun, Mr Lorraine discovered his true interest here in life at this moment, OLDER WOMEN! :) BOOOM, he didnt worry about it as he was sober but sources say he wud have absolutetly ruined her in a drunken state, whatever that means.
Personally, i thought there was insane value in a girl called Kayla, she was from Oregon and the rest of that night the words coming out of my mouth was " So much value in Oregon "
An exchange of numbers led to another encounter with the girls the day after, which basically ended up in a messy night out with loads of good banter and funny videos, Me and Jeal had a 2 man party in the kitchen that is worth mentioning, and Videos from that will also be posted shortly :)
Kayla and Brittney fancied coming back to our crib but it never happened not quite sure why it never happened but sucked a lot they didnt :(
Recieved a sick amount of banter from the tex messages i sent Kayla and was called gayboy X amount of times haha :) Keith will probably post some of the things here so i might aswell get prepared haha.

Fact number 1 : American girls love accents and are beautiful!
Fact number 2: Vegas is really sick!
Fact number 3: We run far too good!

Things not to miss:
1. This blog
2. The cribs version of our house


My good buddy Mario is coming down 2moro and is gonna help out keeping the streets of vegas unsafe!

Poker gaming has been going pretty bad for me and Keith, but im sure it will turn around as the standard is poor and been very card dead and fairly unlucky.

Update with pics and vids coming very soon :)

We will all update on this blog currently the all mighty Owe writing if u didnt know!

Peace

Owe